Paiseh... Yong Hau ;p

Just got a feedback from my friend that one of my friends went to his blog and thought it belongs to Keeleong.

Just a clarification, our dear uncle Kee is too lazy to maintain his email, thus he dun have a blog nor a friendster yah? (Yes, becoz he is too lazy plus no time coz he gotta pei MeiMei) Only MeiMei has... heehee.. (Not that MeiMei is hardworking or dun pei Kee, but MeiMei is just a slacker at work)

okie.. PaiSeh ah Yong Hau a.k.a. Kelvin.

At least he has got to...

I guess alot of people would have heard about that lousy boyfrd that my sister had? (Yah, according to her, they finally broke up. My sister wants to have 188 for herself. Haiz) When she ask me what i thot of their relationship when it was on the rocks, I was being veh honest about it and told her about my "At least he has got" theory.

If you are considering about a guy, think about the five criteria I have set below and according to your own treshold, justify if he is good enuff for you or not.

1. At least he has got to have the looks

Im not talking about Andy Lau kinda good looking, at least when 10 of your friends look at him, more than five find him avg looking (YOur friends will have to be veh honest in order for this to work) then good enough.
Reason: At least bring him out, people wouldnt think that you acting in "SHREK 3"

If not

2. At least he has got to have the cash

When he has money for you to spend, who cares if he loves you or you love him or not.

If not

3. At least he has got to have the educational level

PLease, in this world, no education, no job, no money. Next time give birth to babies with him oso will have stupid babies lor (erm.. sorry abit too exaggerating)

If not

4. At least he has got to love you alot

Sometimes its not anything that matters but his love for you. Bread or Love? LOVE!

if not

5. At least he has got to be able to make you happy

Well, if all is gone yet you are happy, we will be happy for you too :)



Sad to say, that lousy boyfrd of my sis has NONE of the above! Break Up lah!

Marry the "WRONG" Man

A friend of was telling me about his friend's sister who is going through a tough time now as she is facing divorce with her husband whom she thought was the right man.

Story:
They have been know each other and have been married for a total of 8 yrs. Just awhile ago, her husband was recognised by the Company as a talent, thus was sent to US to complete a short course and return to Singapore with a considerably high post. Thus, with which position, he was provided with a personal assistant. It turn out that the husband eventually had an affair with his PA. He even brought her home to be introduced to the wife (as the PA of course). They had a couple of chances to dine together in his hse. Well, finally, when the wife suspect about the affair and at the end turn out to true, she didnt want to believe that her husband did what he had done. Now she is being dumped. Good thing is that the husband has good monthly salary thus her alimony will not be so bad in figure.


Moral of the story: Right man and Wrong man comes in different packages.

Right man Package 1: Treats you like angel. Confirm wont leave you. Works hard to pamper you.

Right man Package 2: Treats you not exactly good. Filthy rich, divorce confirm alimony NO PROBLEM!

Right man package 3: Treats you like angel. Filthy rich, pampers you, little possibility that he will divorce you, but even if he did, alimony NO PROBLEM!

WRONG MAN TOTAL PACKAGE: Treats you like shit! Filthy POOR! Flirts! Fucks Around!

Thats y, ladies, you want a good man, unless you can confirm that he is good to you (like uncle Kee) if not at least make sure he is not poor or at least have a decent job. One more thing, when men are rich and they give you expensive presents, TAKE IT! You never know if he will give them to another woman/ other women!

Mcdonald's Special Order

Bet you have order special order before rite? well, try this next time

McChicken burger, with fish burger bun, add cheese. Its nice.. hahaha... Only $2.20... erm.. or was it $2.50?

Kee and I went for dinner after class one night, at Bukit Timah Food Centre. As usual, we ordered our favourite "Mutton Soup". When he was done eating the meat, I was responsible to finish the soup. When i was almost done with it (Picture on the top) Guess what i founD?


COCKROACH!!!


Kee freaked out... hahaha.. I just said.. "hmmm... Nutrious..."

You will not find someone else better than me

Was discussing about a topic with my friend the other day. Basically, the both of us believe in one thing in common:

"If my partner wants to try out a relationship with someone else, go ahead, ultimately, you will realise that I Am Still The BEST."

What do we mean? Well, sometimes in a relationship, especially those that are still in a long run, there will be times where there are other fish out there that either partner might be tempted to try, yet, not everyone will DARE to try.

If our partner feels that he /she wants to try out the other fish, we would say : "Sure, why not?" Simply because we believe that in that relationship we have with our partners, we have been giving our 100%. If still our partners want to see if there are better fish out there, we welcome the challenge. Ultimately, he /she will come back and tell us: "Im sorry, YOu are still The BEST." Til then its up to us whether we want to take them back again of coz.

You must be thinking, then what if they really think that the other fish better? Well, CONgrats then, im glad you found your Ms/Mr Right. Time to move on for all.

Just remember: The least confidence you have for yourself, the least honest your partner will be.

我的老公说。。。 。。。

My Husband says that I can buy our wedding band from Tiffany & Co. Heehee... Well, I dun think I will buy from there though, one wedding band just for the ladies can go up to $7000 n above lor....

I just want a simple diamond ring ;p 0.5 Carat will do (One Carat cost at least $10,000)

Thank you 老公！ Muack!

The Four letter word

A frd from work: Just now i got a collegue who said to me "She always use the four letter word, and at one time can say alot one leh" She was refering to you,Sherlin.

Me to my frd: Well, if she dun like four letter word, you can tell her: She can dun play, dun work, dun shit, dun talk, dun move

FUCK you. opppsss... 4 LETTER WORD!?

I am not looking at the picture as a whole

I admit that when I blog about the matter stated just the blog before is purely unprofessional as Im only looking at it at a one sided point of view, but i just couldnt take it. I needed a place to let go or I'l just keeping bitching about the BITCH! Thus, I shall continue bitching about her til I can let go.

Yes,I noe, the more I talk about it, the more i cant let go. SO WHAT?! You think i care? I just noe that the more I talk about it, the more I get sick of it, the less I will refer to it then... ;p I Will Let It Go. The Sherlin Way

Nasty Bitch from the office

My poor Jinni who got interrogated by the BITCH got the worst hit amongst the rest of us.

The BITCH said:

-No eating of breakfast in the office or you will invite roaches and rats (Yah right more like you are one of the roaches)

-No walking around the office (BITCH, sitting at the desk for 8 & 1/2 hrs everyday is no joke lor (I guess the reason why you are not fat is becoz you dun eat, but flabby coz you dun walk)

-No staying back to work OT (You even have a fucking problem with us working late? You do too but I noe y, thats becoz you got no life)

-No coming in late (Not like you are any earlier)

-You better tell me the truth becoz i can check lor


Sometimes, when you assign a person of managerial post to talk to the lower management, you do need to seriously consider if they are suitable to talk to the lower management or not. If you use the manager who only thinks highly of herself, that she has power and authority, No One in the lower manager will take her words seriously nor will they respect her in any way.

Exclusiveness

A husband found out that his wife has been cheating on him. She was having an affair with a lawyer. He decided to get some legal advice from THIS lawyer.

When he entered the room, THIS lawyer knew who he is.

Husband: I have a plot of Oil land, but one day a man trespassed my land. Can I sue him?

Lawyer: Legally speaking, its the OIL that is under the land that is important thus by trespassing, no damaged is suffered on your side, you may not be able to sue.

Husband: Hmm.. So that plot of OIL land that belongs to me gives me the exclusiveness of drilling OIL from it rite?

Lawyer: Yes

Husband: Well then if that's the case, what if one day I found that the fellow not only trespassed my land, he even drilled my land. What do you think I should do?

Lawyer: I think you should start forgiving him.



The above story is used to illustrate what it meant by having "Exclusive" rights from your partner or your spouse.

When you are with your boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse, you wont want them to sleep with another someone rite? Simply because, your sleeping with him or her is both of your "Exclusive" rights. Thus when this "Exclusiveness" is in any way violated, "Cheating" issues will take place.

Special Thanks to Hau for contributing story :)

Love or Bread?

As much as i love Bread a.k.a money, I love my Darlin more.

Though my frd said, “钱不是万能的，但是没有钱是万万不能的。” (Money does not mean everything, but not having money is nothing) Well, to a certain extend, its true. Yet, I'll still choose love.

Hahaha.. of course, only in this case,I'll choose love, coz my Love is "Kee" If not, I think I'll just choose Bread.

Darlin, you dun have to be so stressed about 188, he is way too young for me. My criteria for a partner is NOT (I just realise this typo erroe this morning, now i understand the msg that Hau send hahaha.. Blur...)just about money, things like

-Manners
-Intelligence
-Wittyness
-Lamness
-EXPERIENCE

Hahaa... So, for now, you are the only one and i think you will be the last to ever fit into this criteria(s).