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Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick"
Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife- try it"
>>>2 hours later>>>
Bangladesh Worker: Boss! it worked! Me ok now.
You got nice house.

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To make it straight she pulls it.
To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it.
To let it in she pushes it.
True?

>>>Threading a needle is not easy k?>>>

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Women's lives are hard.
Morning wash clothes.
Noon hang clothes
Evening keep clothes
Nite iron clothes
Midnight take off clothes
Few hours after midnight find clothes

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>>>A Sad story.>>>
A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said
"Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you".

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A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his ecretary:
"If I give you $3million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

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Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS.
]This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought.

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Hope you enjoyed yourselves ;p