MEN!!! Pls!! Your Manners?

The followings are some ways that i notice MOST and i mean MOST men/boy(for KL) will conduct themselves in terms of mannerism.

1) Table Manners

Actually, when it comes to table manners, both genders should keep this in mind; ALWAYS wait for your eating mate(s) BEFORE you start eating.

What do i mean? Ok, let's take a look at this scenerio:

Your eating mate bought his food, sat at the table, then its your turn to buy yours. By the time you got back to your table with your food, HE IS HALF WAY THROUGH HIS DINNER!!!!!! How Rude!! (Now you understand? *All nod head violently in agreement* Good..)

Conclusion:
Wait, Be patient! Of course, if you are hungry and you cant wait, Simply say: Sorry Hor, I Makan first k? ;p Whats the fucking difference? Well, at least you bother to ask.

Simple as that. Hold it, Im hearing comments... Not everyone is brought up that way, my dear... Yes, i know, not everyone is brought up that way, but you must also understand that such manners can be cultivated yah?

2) Alighting from bus Manners

The usual practise of seat selection on the bus is this: Girl on the inside, Guy on the outside.

Now, Guys, Tell MeiMei, how do you alight? *All scratch head* What kinda fucking question you asking? Alight Alight LAH!!! Scan ez-link card then alight lor!

Well well... Let Meimei teach you how to alight:

Step 1: Get outta your seat
Step2: Take a step BACK (to allow the girl to leave the seat, not that she is fat k?)
Step 3: Allow the girl to walk in front to scan her card to alight first
Step 4: Scan your card then alight

(The above is practical ONLY when bus is not crowded)

Step 1: Get outta your seat
Step2: Squeeze through the crowd (Take this chance to hold her hand)
Step 3: Hold her by the shoulder, help her to the door
Step 4: Allow her to scan her card
Step 5: Scan your card and alight

(The above is practical when bus is crowded)

Conclusion:
Are you thinking Girls are troublesome? Be a gay then.

OOOooopppppsss... ;p