Embracing Life again :)

I guess embracing life had been difficult for a period in my life as it was just so frustrating trying to embrace it while others try their best to destroy it.. Thank god most of these people are gone... Time to embrace life again! :)

Monday, August 23, 2004

stingy or a matter of principles??

Was talking to an intelligent woman (who is currently obsess with buying lacey bed sheets) just a Saturday ago. She was on the topic of "What would you do if you realised that your bills is over charged by a few cents (as in S$0.0*, where * is > or = 1 but < or = 9)?"

She was telling me that she heard from from her friends that there are people in Singapore who will actually call up the respective Company and demand a change or a refund. Their reason is simply: Its not that we are stingy about a few cents but imagine this; if one person let S$0.01 (for example) go, and imagine the Company overcharging all its 3 million clients(Companies refering to those which is more on monopoly economics or have just one or two competitors) by just ONE CENT. Because ONE CENT means nothing to one person, all 3 million actually didnt bother about it; do a simply math calculation : $0.01 x 3,000,000 = $30,000. LOOK AT THE FIGURE!!! That Company is actually earning an extra S$30,000.

You think this is an excuse for being stingy or is it really a matter of principles??

Have you been checking your bills??

Friday, August 20, 2004

Entertainment

Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick"
Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife- try it"
>>>2 hours later>>>
Bangladesh Worker: Boss! it worked! Me ok now.
You got nice house.

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To make it straight she pulls it.
To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it.
To let it in she pushes it.
True?

>>>Threading a needle is not easy k?>>>

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Women's lives are hard.
Morning wash clothes.
Noon hang clothes
Evening keep clothes
Nite iron clothes
Midnight take off clothes
Few hours after midnight find clothes

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>>>A Sad story.>>>
A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said
"Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you".

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A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his ecretary:
"If I give you $3million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

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Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS.
]This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought.

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Hope you enjoyed yourselves ;p

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Im Sorry

Im Sorry!! haha.. Havent been updating my blog coz i really cant think of a topic to write. I know! Next time, im lost for topics (as always) I'll juz post :" Under Construction!" haha...